“Now is the algorithm of our discontent.”

Richard III

“The course of launching a website never did run smooth.”
A Midsummer Night’s Dream

“If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you fill our newsfeeds with self-serving promotional content shall we not disengage?”
Merchant of Venice

“To boost, or not to boost, that is the question.”

“If content be the food of social media, publish on.”
Twelfth Night

“Brevity is the soul of Twitter.

“Love all, trust a few, have a social media policy.”
All’s Well That Ends Well

“How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have no social media assisted conversion insights!”
King Lear

“When online detractors come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.”

“False Facebook must hide what the false heart doth know.”

“Wisely, and slow. They stumble that post fast.”
Romeo and Juliet

“So foul and fair a heavily filtered Instagram post I have not seen.”

“Give every major social media platform thy ear, but few thy voice.”

“What’s posted can’t be unposted.”

“Out, damned stock image! out, I say!”

“Video, video – wherefore art thou video channel?”
Romeo and Juliet

“All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this trash website.”

“Facebook fans sought is good, but given unsought, is better.”
Twelfth Night

“The complaining fan seeking something free doth protest too much, methinks.”
Twelfth Night

“There’s many a brand has more fans than wit.”
Comedy of Errors

“Give thy personal thoughts no tongue online.”

“Your endless sales posts are as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.”
King John

“Brands do not care that do not demonstrate their care online.”
The Two Gentlemen of Verona


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