“Social media is like a…”

 

“I came, I saw, I left a comment.”
Julius Caesar

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at YouTube.”
Oscar Wilde

“I use hashtags #thereforeIam.”
Descartes

“The Facebook newsfeed algorithm is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
Forrest Gump’s Mom

“Insanity: posting the same thing over and over again and expecting increased audience reach.”
Albert Einstein

“Online trolls who do not kill us makes us stronger.”
Friedrich Nietzsche

“A meme gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
Winston Churchill

“Houston, we have a conversion funnel leakage…”
Apollo 13

“The unexamined analytics report is not worth having.”
Socrates

“Be @yourself on Instagram; @everyoneelse is taken.”
Oscar Wilde

“Whenever you do a thing online, act as if all the world were watching.”
Thomas Jefferson

“Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking newsfeed.”
Irene L. Luce

“The best time to start an opt-in email database was 5 years ago. The second best time is now.”
Chinese Proverb

“People often say that social media posts don’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
Zig Ziglar

“Social media costs money. But then so does brand invisibility.”
Sir Claus Moser

“Don’t ever wrestle with an online troll. You’ll both get dirty, but the troll will enjoy it.”
Cale Yarborough

“I have made this status update longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.”
Blaise Pascal

“Asking a social media manager what they think about their community is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.”
Christopher Hampton

“There is nothing to writing long-form content. All you do is sit down at a computer and bleed.”
Ernest Hemingway

“I find Facebook very educating. Every time somebody opens it up, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx

“A website visitor is a person, no matter how small.”
Dr. Seuss, Horton Hears a Who!

“A person who doesn’t read the Terms Of Service has no advantage over one who can’t read.”
Mark Twain

“Ask not what your social media target audience can do for you; ask what you can do for your social media target audience.”
John F. Kennedy

“If you can’t explain your social media strategy to a six-year-old, you don’t understand it yourself.”
Albert Einstein

 



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