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“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at YouTube.” – Oscar Wilde

“I came, I saw, I left a comment.” – Julius Caesar

“The Facebook newsfeed algorithm is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump’s Mom

“Houston, we have a conversion funnel leakage…” – Apollo 13

“Insanity: posting the same thing over and over again and expecting increased audience reach.” – Albert Einstein

“Spam which does not kill us makes us stronger.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

“A cat meme gets halfway around the world before a filter has a chance to get its pants on.” – Winston Churchill

“The unexamined analytics report is not worth having.” – Socrates

“Instagram posts are always darkest just before the dawn.” – Thomas Fuller

“Be @yourself on Twitter; everyone else is @taken.” – Oscar Wilde

“Whenever you do a thing online, act as if all the world were watching.” – Thomas Jefferson

“I post online therefore I am.” – Descartes

“Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking newsfeed.” – Irene L. Luce

“The best time to start an opt-in email database was 10 years ago. The second best time is now.” –Chinese Proverb

“People often say that social media posts don’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

“Social media costs money. But then so does brand invisibility.” –Sir Claus Moser

“Don’t ever wrestle with an online troll. You’ll both get dirty, but the troll will enjoy it.”– Cale Yarborough

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to consume an unusal email newsletter without unsubscribing from it.” – Aristotle

“I have made this status update longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.” – Blaise Pascal

“Asking a social media manager what she thinks about her community is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.” – Christopher Hampton

“There is nothing to writing a blog. All you do is sit down at a computer and bleed.” – Ernest Hemingway

“I find Facebook very educating. Every time somebody opens it up, I go into the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

“A website visitor is a person, no matter how small.” – Dr. Seuss, Horton Hears a Who!

“A person who doesn’t tweet has no advantage over one who can’t tweet.” – Mark Twain

“Ask not what your social media community can do for you; ask what you can do for your social media community.” – John F. Kennedy

“If you can’t explain your social media strategy to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.” – Albert Einstein

 



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