Facebook Rock

Facebook threw a party in the county jail
The fans were there and they began to wail
The newsfeed was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing
You should’ve heard them investors sing

Let’s rock; everybody, let’s rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Facebook Rock

Advertisers played the tenor saxophone
CIA was blowin’ on the slide trombone
The Harvard boy from New York went crash, boom, bang
The whole of Wall Street was the purple gang

Let’s rock; everybody, let’s rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Facebook Rock

The advertiser said to number three
“You’re the cutest fan I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your data feed”
Come on and do the Facebook Rock with me

Let’s rock; everybody, let’s rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Facebook Rock

Organic reach was sittin’ on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin’ all alone
The warden said, “Hey, buddy, don’t you be no square
If you can’t find an audience, buy a whole lot here

Let’s rock; everybody, let’s rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Facebook Rock

Twitter said to Bugs, “For Heaven’s sake
No one’s lookin’; now’s our chance to make a break”
Bugsy turned to Twitter and he said, “Nix, nix
I want to stick around a while and get my clicks

Let’s rock; everybody, let’s rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Facebook Rock

Dancin’ to the Facebook Rock
Dancin’ to the Facebook Rock
Dancin’ to the Facebook Rock
Dancin’ to the Facebook Rock
Dancin’ to the Facebook Rock

 



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